B's Bargain Store

I designed this for my mother's birthday (which is just a few days before Christmas) to use in an online store of hers. She had me make it a long time ago, and it seemed to have disappeared from everyone's memory some time after that. But since I have better technology to use at this point *cough*GIMP*cough*, it's been able to come out better, anyway!

Update from 2/25/13: Between everything else I'm doing with my life, I finally managed to finish the picture. All the text is set up correctly, there is shading, highlights, and a few other effects added from the "Work in Progress" version that I had previously posted.