Noble Items: Scared Food

Who would want to eat food like this? Well, there is one guy... and his name is "Reginald Noble". Native to The Land of Omnomnom, the purpose of all this anthropomorphic food is to give him health and armor. Simple enough, right? WRONG! There's more to it than that!

Most healthy food, such as the pictured Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich, Orange, and Cheese, will simply add some more health to Reginald's life bar. Junk food such as dougnuts, Cake, and Chocolate Cornets will do the same for his armor. If Reginald has these armor bonuses, he'll take less damage on his health when he gets hit, while losing a bit of armor in the process.

Semi-solids such as Applesauce and Chocolate Pudding will still work like this, but if they end up taking his health/armor over 100%, then upon getting hit once, his health/armor will slowly drop down until it returns to 100%. On the other hand, if he drinks something, like lemonade or a soda, then if they take his health/armor over 100%, it'll slowly drop until it reaches down to 100% immediately, regardless of weather he was hit or not. If you want to reliably get Mr. Noble's health over 100% and not have it slowly seep away with nothing you can do about it, you'll have to do some hunting for the rarer foods. They're much harder to find.

Oh yeah, one more thing. These things? "Scared food", right? If you approach them, then they're just going to run away. So, you've gotta chase 'em down. Cause Reggie's gonna eat them!